I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming
Chorus:
Giving up, it never felt so good
welcome to plan B
Giving up, what is the likelihood
life could be so free?
IжЉЈl eat some moldy bread
then IжЉ¦ going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
IжЉЈl fall asleep while I play Nintendo
Up to now in my life I have failed
all IжЉіe tried, itжЉЇ too hard
I think IжЉіe found my calling now
laying down, in the yard
DonжЉ° you cry Momma, donжЉ° you even weep
ж…¶ause you know your son excels at sleep.