Are you scared? (Fearless!) Are you scared? (Are you frightened you little bitch?)
Chorus 2x What`s the matter What`s the matter what`s the matter (Are you scared of ghosts?) what`s the matter What`s the matter Tell me are you fearless (I`m not scared of ghosts)
I`ll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food I`ll mow the fuckin lawn, on a land mine field like what boom I`ll roll a m-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up I`ll share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch Courtney Love I`ll run around the white house lawn naked and screamin and bustin shots at him I`ll scratch my back with a chain saw oh yeah got it I`ll walk through comton alone and sport wranglers and a cowboy hat I`ll head-butt a fuckin unicorn come here bitch (No! *Thumb* Damn!) I`ll stand on a stump and let you trim my toenails with a axe I`ll sucker punch a gorilla and then try to run with a banana hangin out my ass I`ll fuckin become pen-pals with the unibomber and let him send me packages I`ll drive a ice cream truck through eithiopia talkin about free ice cream sandwiches
Chorus 2x What`s the matter What`s the matter what`s the matter (are you scared) what`s the matter What`s the matter Tell me are you fearless (Don`t be scared)
I`ll let Sam Kinison borrow my car if he was still around I`ll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on I`ll clinch my butt cheeks shut while a ruthless alien trying to probe me I`ll receive an operation on my eyeball while riding in a dune buggy I`ll finger fuck a toilet and French kiss a light socket I`ll pick up a hooker with a deep voice (I`m Jenny!) (Naw! No I wouldn`t) I`ll take all my clothes off and run up and bear hug a cactus I`ll sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch I`ll eat a bowl of cluster bombs and spread jellyfish on my toast I`ll fuckin grease my ass up and sit on top of a flag post I`ll shoot a game of pool with the grim reaper and then let him beat me I`ll meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar let him take me home and eat me
Chorus 2x What`s the matter What`s the matter what`s the matter (are you scared?) what`s the matter What`s the matter Tell me are you fearless (Don`t be scared!)
I`ll through gang signs at the booya tribe up and downs like whut I`ll hunt Michael Jackson`s plastic surgeon tell him hey do me up I`ll put my lips on a 81` novas exhaust pipe and smoke that fucker I`ll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big red lobsters tryin to catch`em I`ll start a record label and base everything I got on M.C. Hammer I`ll wear a pink bikini thong and walk right through the slammer I`ll take a chrome desert eagle 45 put it to the dome and dump it I`ll go to a big ass b hive on a tree, drop my drawers and hump it
Chorus 3x What`s the matter What`s the matter what`s the matter (are you scared) what`s the matter What`s the matter Tell me are you fearless (Don`t be scared)
