Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture — текст песни (Yankovic Weird Al)

A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill.
Always has places to go, and people to kill.
Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card.
`Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard.
A man of the world, so suave and discrete.
He trips over the women piled up at his feet.
But evil`s lurking, so he`s always on his guard.
`Cause if you`re gonna spy, you better spy hard.
He`s always there when the chips are beginning to fall.
He wouldn`t care if they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed both his ears to the wall.
Facing death every day is a tough job for any man.
But his hours are flexible, and he`s got a great dental plan.
By the way, if you walked in late,
Allow me to reiterate:
The name of this movie is Spy Hard.
They call it Spy Hard.
You`re watching Spy Hard.
It`s the theme from Spy Hard.
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