Baby Got Jack — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

I like small butts and I cannot lie,
You honkies can`t deny,
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a big thing in your face I get
Sick, cuz I like a toothpick
I`ll beat that bootie with a stick
Even the jeans she`s wearing, her pants are almost tearing
No, baby I want a flat bootie,
That`s tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me
that butt you`ve got is, oh, so corny
ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,
well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain`t that average chickadee.
Hell with romancin`, I`ll take her wallet dancin`
Rich. Bitch. I`ll dig for her money ditch
So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme
if you ask me what my flavour is I`ll tell you vanilla ice cream
So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah)
does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah)
Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it,

Chorus:
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)

I like `em flat and small, and when I`m in the mall,
I just can`t help myself
I`m doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo)
Don`t like a sister, who farts while playing Twister.
I wish those beans did miss her,
even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real slender and tender,
And if I see a big bootie, I`ll put it in the blender
Don`t want a rear fender.
I get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda`s, better than Yolanda`s.

Chorus

Yeah, baby, when it comes to females,
Comso knows everything what they`re talking about
36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she`s 7`8"

Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that,
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.