When he`s asleep, when he`s awake
Eating a Swanson`s Salisbury Steak
He`s glued to the TV
He knows the names he knows the plot
He likes it when they all get shot
A blaze of glory
Mike TV
Shot in front of a live audience
Mike TV
Owes it all to his parents
And that reminds me
Of something I saw on TV
Or was it some old movie
Life`s just no fun it`s all reruns
Hey look at me I`m on TV
I am whoever I want to be
I live vicariously
I figured it out
Cause I`m pretty smart
Fast forward through the boring parts
Action`s all I see
Mike TV
Back after these messages
Mike TV
Back after these vestiges
And that reminds me
Of something I saw on TV
Or was it some old movie
Life`s just no fun it`s all rerun