The time has come to talk about the place I work
my name`s Ean and I`m a computer dork
I`m not as smart as Jon Von Zelowitz
but I have a good time playing this techno weenie gig
I answer questions that come as phone calls
features, drivers, upgrades and net installs
and once I had to despite my total shock
tell some guy just how to use a number lock
he didn`t know how to use a number lock
We`re a bunch of computer dorks
and that`s the way we wanna be
just having fun but getting paid for work
I must be a computer geek
We go home and play on the internet
email, ftp, and the world wide web
Friday night I hang out with all my friends
We go surfin` out on the internet
you`ll find me surfin` out on the internet