by Dean Friedman
Jennifer waited a year and a day.
She went to the doctor. They told her to pray.
She knew there was only so much they could say.
So, Jennifer decided there must be a better way.
Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
Jennifer`s baby just came in the mail.
She`s pink and she`s perfect in every detail.
And Jennifer`s a mommy now.
Jennifer always wanted a kid.
When they said that she couldn`t she said, "Heaven forbid."
She said, "I`ll adopt". And that`s what she did.
Now they`ve got a stroller, a high chair and a crib.
Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
Jennifer`s baby just came in the mail.
She`s pink and she`s perfect in every detail.
And Jennifer`s a mommy now.
Jennifer has a girl baby.
She`s healthy and strong and sweet as can be.
And Jenny and Larry and baby make three.
Once there was a couple. Now there`s a family.
Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
Jennifer`s baby just came in the mail.
She`s pink and she`s perfect in every detail.
And Jennifer`s a mommy now.