hes a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says
women love his sexy smile
lets see if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, whats your question for Number 1?Sharon: Number 1, i
belive first impressions last forever if u
were to eat dinner with me and my family, how would you make it last
forever?hmm well lets see id have to think about it
might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it
id probably just show up naked like i always do
and lick your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!
hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti,
i pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready
your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed,
id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips!
its dinnertime! were hearin grace from your motheri pull a forty
out and pour some for your little brother
im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this,ya know for
only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS!
after that, your dad would try to jump again,but only this time
id put the 40 to his chinafter your mom dies the dishes and the
silverware,
id dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear
~~~applause~~~
HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged
crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call
him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question...
SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a mna
who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u were to fall
in love with me, how would you show me that you care?
first thing, i could never love you,you sound like a witchy bitch
yo FUCK YOU!!
but if i did, id probably show you that i care
by takin all these mutha fuckas outta hereid go through your
phone book, and whack em all,
then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw
WHAT!!??
anyone that looked at you would have to pay,id be blowin fuckin
nuggets off all dayid grab your titties, and stretch em down
past your waist,
let em go and watch em both spring up in your faceid sing love
songs to ya the best i canget ya naked and hit it like a CAVE
MAN!!we go to tha beach and walk through the sandi throw a little
in your face and say im just playinas you spit it all out, i
rub your back,
and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!
~~~laughter and applause~~~
HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with
sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last
question to find out whos gonna have the rights to your neden
SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at
the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what
would your pick up line be who ever`sthe smoothest wins!!
first, id slide up the bar,and tell ya that i cant believe how
fuckin fat you areid say i like the way you make your titties
shake,and if you lost a little weight you`d look like Ricki Lake
FUCK THAT!! youd be jackin me quick,id order you a drink , and
stir it with my dick,and then to get your attention in a crowded
place,id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face
yeah freak her with yo nutz that`ll get her
TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, YEAH THAT`LL WORK EVEN
BETTER
look, fuck you, i got a strong rapshit you dont want contestant
number two hes mad whacki walked in a barn, and there he was,
standin up on a bucket Hooough tryin to fuck it
it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama
DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??
~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~
