Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can`t wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay)
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin` up high, slippin` down low
Love`m and leave`m on with the show
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...)
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can`t have it
But I want it, but it don`t matter
She got it, and I can`t [get | have] it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
(Ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on)
Easy come, easy go
Slippin` high, slippin` low
(Yeah, aw right)
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can`t have it
I want it, don`t matter
She got it, and I can`t get it -
Mistress
he got it, I want it
For Christmas
They got it, and I can`t have it
Mistress
But I want it, it don`t matter
For Christmas
She got it, and I can`t get a
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I`m talkin` about
Mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down
you gotta send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red (I want a woman in the rear,)
with bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer)
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells