Couldn`t Do It — текст песни (Regurgitator)

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand on my head and juggle three alley cats
Take out King Kong and still feel strong
Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet, frogs tongue and I`d not take a lickin`
Walk in the rain, plugged into the toaster
I`d get a charge, but I`d still feel the mosta
Take out the Mummy, the Werewolf and Frogman
Save dying Princess` from the Toxic Avenger`s Plan Head on with
Godzilla,
I`d not flinch a muscle
Have out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle
I could drown a fish, or push a bird off a cliff
Say Yo to Gogo and not toke on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm growin` outta my forehead
Come back from the grave take a walk with the undead
I couldn`t do it...
I nurture a flower, let it grow into a Triffid Spit lethal poison, leave
your body feeling rigid I`ve talked to Satan, I`ve talked to
God Without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod
I couldn`t do it...
(repeat first verse)
I couldn`t do it...