I Tripped Over The Ottoman — текст песни (Dead Milkmen)

They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle
With my wife Laura and son Richie but now
My life`s a living hell cause
CHORUS
I tripped over the ottoman
One too many times
I tripped over the ottoman
Until I lost my MIIIIIIIIIIND
I was head writer for Alan Brady
Maybe you`ve seen his show
It`s now funny and it makes my ears bleed
This week`s guest star isn`t Danny Thomas
Our special guest star is Death!
Once I laughed at Buddy`s jokes but
Now my life`s a living hell, `cause...
CHORUS
Marey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
WELL, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH!
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