Were sorry
But youre no longer needed
Or wanted
Or even cared about here
Machines can do a better job than you
This is what you get for asking questions
The unions agree
sacrifices must be made
Computers never go on strike
To save the working man youve got to put him out to pasture
Looks like well have to let you go
Doesnt it feel fulfilling to know
That youthe human beingare now obsolete
And theres nothing in hell well let you do about it
Chorus
Soup is good food(we dont need you any more)
You made a good meal(we dont need you any more)
Now how do you feel(we dont need you any more)
To be shit out our ass
And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash
Were sorry
Youll just have to leave
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
How does it feel to be a budget cut?
Youre snipped
You no longer exist
Your numbers been purged from our central computer
So we can rig the facts
And sweep you under the rug
See our chart? unemployments going down
If that ruins your life thats your problem
Soup is good food, etc.
Were sorry
We hate to interrupt
But its against the law to jump off this bridge
Youll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
A tourist might see you
And we wouldnt want that
Im just doing my job, you know
So say uncle
And well take you to the mental health zoo
Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
Til even the outside world looks great
In hi-tech science research labs
It costs too much to bury all the dead
The mutilated disease-injected
Surplus rats who cant be used anymore
So theyre dumped (with no minister present)
In a spiraling corkscrew dispose-all unit
Ground into sludge and flushed away
Aw geez.
Soup is good food
You made a good meal, etc.
We know how much youd like to die
We joke about it on our coffee breaks
But were paid to force you to have a nice day
In the wonderful world we made just for you
"poor rats", we human rodents chuckle
At least we get a dignified cremation
At yet
At 6:00 tomorrow morning
Its time to get up and go to work