Combat Chuck — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

[Hey everybody, this is Combat Chuck,
And I love this song, because it`s about me.]
A real life superhero. He`s got the Holy Ghost,
He`s either praising Jesus, or he`s making toast.
Ain`t got no superpowers, ain`t got no giant brain,
But he would try to help you, if he heard you call his name.
There`s some kids there in some trouble,
Need a Pepsi on the double.
Then he shouts, not so quiet,
Would you like regular or diet?
Found a campsite for some kids,
By the stage is what he did.
People ask why he`s so nice,
Wants to be like Jesus Christ.
[Go, go. Go, go.
Go, go. Go, go.]
Whenever you`re in trouble, whenever you`re in need,
Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed.
He`s on the ball to same the masses,
Got some thick old horned rimmed glasses.
His head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
Kicks the Devil in his hiney,
[Ain`t got no, cape, says they`re too tight.
Choose a path and does what`s right.]
People ask why he`s so nice,
Wants to be like Jesus Christ.
[Combat Chuck. Go, go.
Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up.
Combat Chuck. Go, go.
Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up.]