OneWay Ticket to Pluto — текст песни (dead kennedys)

_______________________ countdown!

Get ready for the blast off!

And dont forget the hype!

Were going into space.





Distinguished scientists

A pesky senator

And monkey turds leaking from the lab

All brought to us play-by-play by howard cosell



Youre going where no man has gone before

Because we owe you some favors

And besides youre bright

A little too bright



Step one:

Senator, your vomit,

Its time to analyze it

For the folks back home



Open the hatch, launch the war satellite

That the commies arent supposed to know about

Our real challenge is to keep it a secret

From the press back home



Youre going where no man has gone before

Dont ask us where that iswe have no idea



Youre chosen for this great mission

Because youre hearty and strong

And make a lot of fuss

Especially around us

We like you better when youre far away



Have you noticed?

Youre gong the wrong direction

We have,

But thats your problem

We planned it that way

We had to dispose of all of you so

We can spoil the final frontier

How dare you question our star wars plans

For the farce that they are?



Youre going where no man has gone before

For rocking the boat

In our temple of doom



Youre on a one-way ticket to pluto

We wash our hands

Of you and your lost ark

Dont forget to write no no no no no

No no no no no

No no no no no

No.