- Are you ready Dave?
- Uh-huh.
- Malory?
- Ok.
- Joe?
- I don`t know.
- Well alright fellas... Let`s GOoo!!!
Hee and a hoe
And I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don`t make a sound
Or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit
I`m covered with slime and ick and goo
But that`s ok, `cause my woman is too
And we live in the stench of a dirt-walled hole
And we don`t give a damn about pest control
It`s a hee and a hoe
God I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don`t make a sound
Or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit
Well, call us nauseating if that`s what you please
Or call us Ron and Nancy `cause it`s all the same disease
This kind of thing happens in the best of homes
This kind of thing happens wherever I roam
It`s a hee and a hoe
And I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don`t make a sound
Or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit
I wanna hear you shout the words to this song
So let`s all join in and we`ll all sing along
And maybe scare the neighbours or your mom and dad
Or maybe get rich off some brand new fad!
It`s a hee and a hoe
And I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don`t make a sound
Or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit