It`s funny you know
Cos there`s an old rock `n` roller
He`s got nowhere to go
Did you ever think of taking him in
Somebody help me, somebody please
Put another record on
Cos he likes that song
It`s funny you know
He`s never done nothing, done nobody wrong
Did he think about changing his name
I`m gonna tell him, it`s the same old game
Put another record on
Round, round and round
See him smile
Lately I`ve seen him
Walking down the street, kinda moving his feet
Everyone I know looks the other way
Somebody help him, somebody say
Put another record on
Cos he likes that song
It`s funny you know
Cos there`s an old rock `n` roller
He`s got nowhere to go
Did you ever think of taking him in
Somebody help him, somebody please
Just put another record on