Caddy
I got a job making money for the man
throwing chicken in a bucket with a soda pop can
Puke green uniform on my back
I had to set it on fire in vat of chicken fat
I leaped on the Cadillac a bird with no hair
running through the mini-mall in my under ware
I got lost downtown, couldn`t find a ride home
sun went down, I got frozen to the bone
Till a Hooker let me share her fake fur coat
As I took a little nap, the cops picked up the smoke
I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm
I knew I never ever should have burned my uniform
He said, Too bad, better bite the bullet hard son.
I didn`t have no teeth so I stole his gun
And I crawled out the window with my shadow in a spoon
Dancing on the roof shooting holes in the moon
get busy
you know it
I Ain`t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I`m gonna take it all back and I ain`t sayin` jack (2X)
(something really distorted)
I`m standing right here with the beer in my hand
and my mouth is full of sand and I don`t understand
Fourteen days I`ve been sleeping in a pawn
Better get a claim check tattooed on my arm
Whistling Dixie with the Dixie cup filled
with the Barbecue sauce and the dental floss gel
Big fat man`s pointing into my face
telling me to get busy cleaning up this place
I got bent like a wet cigarette
Now she`s coming after me with a butterfly net
Riding on a moo cow ringing a bell
Black cat wrapped and I`m rolling down the hill
Muzzle on my leg and I`m trying not to beg
taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs
Now the got me in a bird cage flop of a job
like a brothel in the stars just waiting to fall
So gimme what I`ve got to get so I can go
Cause I ain`t washing dishes in the ditch no more
I Ain`t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I`m gonna take it all back and I ain`t sayin` jack (2X)
no no no no...
soul sucking jerk (fish voice)
I Ain`t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I`m gonna take it all back and I ain`t sayin` jack
you know it
I Ain`t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk (fades)
I`m not sure of some of this stuff, especially:
brothel
Muzzle
moo cow
