Nutrition — текст песни (The Dead Milkmen)

Now my life is easy
My life ain`t hard
I`m gonna spend all day
In my fuckin` backyard
I ain`t got no money
Hell, I don`t care
My parents let me use their credit card

I`ve got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
My folks say I`ve got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job
At the retail store
But I could not stand the competition
Now I spend all my time
Hangin` out at the shore
Givin` myself a skin condition

I`ve got nowhere to go
Just movin` on my feet
People say I`ve got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Sometimes I get upset
When I see on the TV
All them people in this world
That is starvin`
But there`s nothin` in this world
That could possibly bother me
When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin`

Boy I`m starving
Christ I`m starving!

My folks said
I gotta get myself a job
`Cause they ain`t gonna support me
Well, if all I am to them
Is just some lazy slob
Why didn`t they abort me?

I guess I`ll just hang out
On Broad and South
Livin` by my intuition
At least I give a shit
What I put into my mouth
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Nutrition
It`s good for me
Nutrition
I`ve got vitamin C
I care (x3)
I give a healthy shit
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.