Moron — текст песни (The Dead Milkmen)

Hangin` out in the commode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?

Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"
With money from your mom and dad
Take a bath `cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?

Walkin` down on old South Street
Say "Hello" to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Then why are you a moron?

Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole, you`re a fool
Why are you a moron?

"I`m starin` at a wall doin` nothin` at all
Gotta get out a` here I could use some beer
Wish I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight"

In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of dayglow gloves
You`re the only one you love
Why are you a moron?

Tell us you`ve got somethin` to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you`d go away
Why are you a moron?

A trendy loser`s what you are
It`s your scene and your it`s czar
I`d like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?

Creeps like you should be wiped out
You`ve got a face just like a trout
Listen to everybody shout
Why are you a moron?

"I`m followin` the trends `cause I wanna
have some friends. I wanna be somebody.
Don`t wanna be nobody, I wanna be
somebody. I wanna be with someone tonight"

I swear that you are Hitler`s clone
You spread disease wherever you roam
Got the brains of a garden gnome
Why are you a moron?

Voted for Reagan not once but twice
Think that Jerry Falwell`s nice
Do you keep your brains on ice?
Why are you a moron?

In the end you`re all alone
No one calls you on the phone
Got no job you`ve got no home
Why are you a moron?

Hangin` out in the commode
Listenin` to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
You`re just a fuckin` moron!

"I`m freezed up inside. All my brain cells
have died. I`m gonna get out a` here. I`m
gonna get out a` here. I`m gonna get out
a` here. I`m gonna get out a` here tonight."