Jason said he`s gonna get you in the bed
But when he does in the morning you`ll be dead
Jason can be a friend to the end
She said "Jason close your eyes and count to ten"
I think it`s obvious
Jason got real pissed
About all the guys she kissed
We`re goin` down, down, down to the ditch
Where she said she hid
What`s left of Jason`s head
She was out with a guy in her backyard getting high
Jason said he`d drop by
He came over for a swim, he was looking mighty trim
A shot of jealousy stabbed him
And I think it`s obvious
Jason got real pissed
About all the guys she kissed
We`re goin` down, down, down to the ditch
Where she said she hid
What`s left of Jason`s head
What`s left of Jason`s head (x2)
When you wake up with the sun
Your whole world will be undone
Like a bullet in a gun
You`ll be waiting to be sprung
Jason`s head will not be found
Keep it buried in the ground
Remember, stick to your plan
Wipe the blood off of your hand