Beautiful America — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

The man on the television said I need to drink this,
and sleep with that, in order to be cool.
And you know that I would do almost anything, to be like that guy on TV. I know that if I had just the right outfit and a hairstyle that could be me. Don`t you know you can`t be cool if you dress dumb,
I need to have that `cause everybody`s got one.
I think I`ll start smoking, that would make me intellectual,
that`s what I`ve always wanted to be.
I need to lift weights, that would make me more sexual,
and that would be good for me.
In America it`s wonderful, all you have to do is fake it.
Own anything you want, all you have to do is take it.
Live for today, don`t think about tomorrow,
have a good time in America-Gomorrah.
What are you looking at, you better not make me mad.
I`ll drive by your house and shoot your dog, and mom, and dad.
I don`t need you or the Bible or anything to tell me what is the law.
With a good enough lawyer I can do anything in Beautiful America.
I want to be in America,
Okay for me in America, everything`s free in America,
for a small fee in America.