Don`t Abort that Baby — текст песни (The Dead Milkmen)

Let`s do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeeming
qualities.

1 - yeah!
1 - yeah!
1 - yeah!
YAAGH!

That was your cue.

Chorus:
Don`t abort that baby, that would be no fun,
Let the baby grow up, you can kill it when it`s twenty-one.

Don`t abort that baby, allow it to live,
Think of all the fun that little kid could give.
If it is a boy, you can shred its teddy bear.
If it is a girl, you can shave off all its hair.
Teach it obscene words when it`s learning how to talk,
Get it fuckin` drunk when it`s learning how to walk.

Chorus

Before it goes to bed at night take away its breath,
Tell it that the boogie man will clobber it to death.
Don`t let it take a shower so its friends will not come near,
Then start a nasty rumor that your little kid is queer.
It doesn`t really matter cause soon there`ll be a war,
That`s all we really need those little bastards for.

Chorus