- Hey Jack, what`s happenin`?
- I don`t know.
- Well uh, rumour around town says you mighht be thinkin` `bout goin` down to
the shore.
- Uh, yeah, I think I`m gonna go down to thhe shore.
- Whadda ya gonna do down there?
- Uh, I don`t know, p-play some video gamess, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
- Don`t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y``know all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out a` jail.
- Uh huh.
- Can`t wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while
you`re down there?
- Uh, what`s the Sand Bar?
- Ah, it`s a place that lets sixteen year-oold kids drink.
- Ah, cool.
- Ya hey, guess who`s gonna be there?
- Uh, who?
- My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship.
- Wow.
- Yeah, they do a Doors show, you`d be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a
little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause I got AIDS
- Uh...
- Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation thhere. I hope those guys have a
good sense a` humour and don`t take us into court.
- Uh, what`s the court?
- Never mind that, the important thing heree...
- You mean the People`s Court.
- The... Now, that`s another story. The impportant thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how I`m gonna get down to the shore.
- Oh, how you gettin` down to the shore?
- Funny you should ask, I`ve got a car now..
- Ah wow, how`d ya get a car?
- Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas.
- You`re kidding!
- I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
- Uh uh, what kinda car do ya` got?
- I`ve got a bitchin` Camaro...
(1.2.3.4)
Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!
Now I`m in all the papers
My folks bought me a bitchin` Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don`t leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn`t get arrested
Because my dad`s the mayor
Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I`ve got a bitchin` Camaro
And they have to ride the bus
So you`d better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I`ve got a bitchin` Camaro
And an Exxon credit card
Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin` Camaro, Bitchin` Camaro!
I`m drunk on unleaded!
