(Larry Cordle, Lisa Palas)
I`ve got a story to tell, would you mind listening.
I can always count on
you we`re such good friends.
And I need to talk about my situation and
you`re the only one who`ll understand.
Now someone`s got designs on my baby.
She`s making her intentions very plain.
We both know this ole gal
that I`m talking about, but I don`t
want to mention any names.
Well she`s asked him to slow dance way too often.
She`s made suggestions I don`t
like at all. I`m trying to let her know that
I`m wise to her game, but I
don`t wanna mention any names.
Well I can understand why she`d want him.
Oh you`ve even said yourself he`s quite a prize.
She`s about a good of friend as you are.
Come to think about it she`s just about your size.
If she don`t back off there`s gonna be some trouble.
I`m prepared to make that very plain.
I sure hope I`ve said enough, and just between the two of us.
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