I`m going down to church tonight
Take me back to when I was eight
But I don`t mean to pray
I`m gonna nick the collection plate
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I`v got nothing against church
Or any people that go there and show that
They`re ignorant, I don`t understand
A congregation at weekends can change their behaviour
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope
As you know I used to go there myself
Until the day I became antipope
We`re gonna have some fun tonight
Let`s spread the news around the town
That the vicar`s a transvestite
With a fetish for ropes and gowns
(chorus)
Religion doesn`t mean a thing
Its just another way of being right wing
I think sex films are okay
I don`t dig that all the way
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