Westchester Hadassah — текст песни (Sherman Allan)

(parody of Winchester Cathedral by The New Vaudeville Band)
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave all my dough.
I`ll give you one more thing:
A definite no!
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You made me contribute
Anonymously.
Remember last year
When you gave a masquerade ball?
I came as a turnip
Just to see you try to squeeze my blood and all.
Westchester Hadassah,
I`m trying my best.
Enclosed is one dollar,
I`ll owe you the rest.
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Remember that raffle
When you held your monster bazaar?
I bought all the tickets,
All but one, and that was the one that won the car!
Westchester Hadassah,
How wrong can you be?
I`m not even Jewish.
Stop pestering me!
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
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