The Painless Dentist Song — текст песни (Sherman Allan)

(parody of The Continental (You Kiss While You`re Dancing) by Leo
Reisman & His
Orchestra, from the movie The Gay Divorce)
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
I`m Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;
By that what`s meant is,
It really doesn`t hurt.
This is Miss Klinger; you`ve met her finger.
So open wide, and Miss Klinger will squirt.
Well, well, I say there.
We`ve got decay there.
Can`t let it stay there and cause you all that pain.
So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger,
And won`t you hand me down my Novocaine.
It`s far worse than I thought it was;
My charge is gonna be large.
Don`t be unwilling,
It`s just a filling,
I`m simply drilling to dig a little pit.
Don`t fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger
And now while I change the drill you can spit.
I hum while you`re bleeding;
It takes your mind off
The things I grind off.
Your gums are receding;
You`ll have to come back,
We`ll build that gum back.
And now if you will open wide,
Miss Klinger`s gonna put her whole darn fist inside.
That`s it... now it`s over.
They`ll be a puffiness around your cheeks,
You`ll have to eat soft food for three more weeks,
And if you`ll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks,
I`m through.
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
By Dr. Prentice!
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