Livin` In The Fridge — текст песни (Yankovic Weird Al)

(Steve Tyler/Joe Perry/Mark Hudson/Al Yankovic)
There`s somethin` weird in the fridge today
I don`t know what it is
Food I can`t recognize
My roommate won`t throw a thing away
I guess it`s probably his
It looks like it`s alive...
And livin` in the fridge...livin` in the fridge
Livin` in the fridge...livin` in the fridge
There`s somethin` gross in the fridge today
It`s green and growin` hair
It`s been there since July
If you can name that object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you`re a better man than I
It`s livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop the mold from growin`
Livin` in the fridge
Can`t tell what it is at all
Livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop the mold from growin`
Livin` in the fridge
Tell me do you think it should be carbon-dated
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of your home cookin`
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin` specimen
It always happens, my friend
Again and again and again and again
Somethin` stinks in the fridge today
And it`s been rottin` there all week
It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should take another peek...
Livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop the mold from growin`
Livin` in the fridge
Can`t tell what it is at all
Livin` in the fridge
You can`t stop the mold from growin`
Livin` in the fridge
Livin` in the fridge
Don`t know what it is, don`t know what it is
Livin` in the fridge
Don`t know what it is, don`t know what it is
Livin` in the fridge
Don`t know what it is at all
Livin` in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah