Unknown Stuntman — текст песни (Lee Majors)

Well
I`m not the kind to kiss and tell
but I`ve been seen with Farah.
I`ve never been with anything less than a nine so fine.
I`ve been on fire with Sally Fields
gone fast with a girl named Bo

but somehow they just don`t end up as mine.

It`s a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances.
I die for a livin` in the movies and T.V.
but the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leadin` ladies
kiss some other guy while I`m bandagin` my knees.

I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car

`cause I`m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I`ve never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty.
It`s true I hire my body out for pay.
I`ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
blown up for Raquel Welch

but when I end up in the hay it`s only hay
hay
hay.

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine

`cause I`m the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood lookes so fine.

They`ll never make me president but I`ve got the best first ladies.
Some days I`ve got`em as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with Jackie Smith
I crash in the night with Cheryl

but in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don`t get hurt

I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talker`s kissin` my girl I`m just kissin` dirt

yes
I`m the lonely stuntman that made a lover out for Burt.