Santa`s Got A Brand New Bag — текст песни (SheDaisy)

Oh, the fire`s burning slow
Now where`s that mistletoe
Dear, it`s getting kind of hot in here
I need a taste of Christmas cheer
I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix
Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me
Santa`s never been this hard to resist
But Santa never used to look like this

He`s traded in his reindeer for a limosine
He`s wearing purple trousers instead of red and green
This Christmas I want something I never had
Cause Santa`s got a brand new bag

Now, I got to got to find out how
To make him want to settle down
I`ve got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list
So we can build a little candy home
And have a few elves of our own
I want to sneak a peek at my surprise
And see tradition metamorphasize

He`s given up the cookies and he`s slimming down
He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town
This Christmas I want something I never had
Cause Santa`s got a brand new bag

As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor
This Christmas I want something I never had

Cause Santa`s got a brand new bag

He`s got a Richenbacher and he`s bleached his hair
He`s rockin to the rythm with a Latin flair
This Christmas I want something I`ve never had
Cause Santa`s got a brand new bag

He`s reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
He`s pictured on the front of money magazine
This Christmas I want something I`ve never had
Cause Santa`s got a brand new
Santa`s got, Santa`s got a brand new bag