Clams Have Feelings Too — текст песни (nofx)

Birds are dumb cause small bird brain

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk most other sing

I dont see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad they roll in pooh

But so do kids and elderly

I dont see you chop off an old mans feet

Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

Actualy they dont have central nervousness

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile

Come to think about it they dont have a face

They have no face, no place for ears

Theres no clam eyes to cry clam tears

No spinal cord, they must get bored

Might as well just put them out of misery

I dont believe its selfish to eat defenseless shellfish

No chowder for you clams have feelings too

It could happen to you, clams have feelings too

I dont think they do, clams have feelings too