I found an empty house in my neighborhood,
I knew that wer shouldn`t but I thought we could.
Knew it wouldn`t be hard to slide into the backyard,
Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard.
We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio.
Betty`s in the sauna and she`s getting kind of hot,
Mary`s in the icebox wishin` she was not.
Connie`s in the whirlpool, Jimmy`s tryin` to be cool,
Libby`s in the bushes `cause she`s nobody`s fool.
We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio.
Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence,
Mary didn`t make it and we haven`t seen her since.
Connie had another drink, Jimmy simply couldn`t think,
Billy G. was passed out underneath the sink.
But everybody`s gonna show for another party on the patio.