It`s a doll completely made of socks
It`s a cover for a tissue box
it`s a clothespin duck and Funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beer can hat
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Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?
IT`s a painted rock with google eyes
It`s a match stick cross where Jesus died
It`s a plaque that says, I Heart My Home
It`s toothpicks, felt and styrofoam
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