Well we`re sluts
You and me
Succumb to pleasure easily
Despite our last sincere intent
We rise at two and go out unkempt
Retire at si for alittle more
Hey there`s no one keeping score
Except the dog who`s kinda bored
And we`re sluts
The two of us
Why walk we can get the bus
Why get the bus when we can cab it
Living large is our best habit
Don`t cook now it`s much too late
Look at all the dirty plates
Let`s go where we don`t have to wait
And no ifs no ands no buts
�Cause we`re sluts
We`re sluts and we`re proud of it
Doing what`s appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house but separate wings
Sluts
We`re sluts
It`s what we do
Promiscuity for two
We`re not here wait for the tone
Oh yes we rarely check the phone
Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I don`t wanna float away
No ifs no ands no buts
�Cause we`re sluts
We`re sluts
We`re proud of it
Curled up like invertebrates
One day we will live like queens
Always just beyond our means
And we`re sluts
Sluts
Sluts
Sluts
We`re sluts
It`s our claim to fame
Please remind me of your name
This is where we both belon
I wonder where my cell phone`s gone
Let`s be realistic sweet
Soon we`ll have to make ends me
Make our home between the sheets
No ifs no ands no buts
�Cause we`re sluts
Sluts
We`re sluts and we`re proud of it
Doing what`s appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house separate wings
We`re sluts
We don`t care
You look good in my underwear
I love you you so & so
We just met three days ago
And we`re sluts
Sluts
�Cause we`re sluts
Sluts