Its wedding day in funeralville
Your soup spoons on your right
The king and queen will alternate
With the refrigerator light
Theyll be boxing on the t.v. show
The colored kids will sing
Hoo ray for you
And midnights oil
Lets burn the whole damn thing
Felicia is my dark horse girl
Ill take her if it rains
She throws up punch
Upon the host
And says many stupid things
But she aint so bad
When were all alone
Shes as different
As can be
Shes a part a my heart
Dontcha pull us apart
Shes like one of the family
Chorus
Oh no! trouble in the attic
Wont somebody turn on a lite
Got so, so many troubles
Cant even tell
Wrong from right
Im gonna comb my hair
Darn my socks
Tip my hat
And say goodnight
Its wedding day in funeralville
What shall I wear tonight?
Its wedding day in funeralville
What shall I wear tonight?
My car is stuck in washington
And I cannot find out why
Come sit beside me on the swing
And watch the angels cry
Its anybodys ballgame
Its everybodys fight
And the streetlamp said
As he nodded his head
Its lonesome out tonight
Repeat chorus