Honey I`m Home — текст песни (Shania Twain)

The car won`t start-it`s falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
My hair went flat-man, I hate that

Just when I thought things couldn`t get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress-I must confess
This could be worse than PMS

This job ain`t worth the pay
Can`t wait `til the end of the day
Honey, I`m on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I`m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I`m back, my head`s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I`m home!

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud `cause it hurt like hell
This job`s a pain-it`s so mundane
It sure don`t stimulate my brain

This job ain`t worth the pay
Can`t wait `til the end of the day
Honey, I`m on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I`m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I`m back, my head`s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I`m home!

Oh, rub my neck will you

Honey, I`m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I`m back, my head`s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I`m home!

I`m home, that feels much better