Been in the pub since half past five
All day long I`ve laughed and cried
I`m like you I need a drink or two
Mum`s down the bingo it`s Friday night
Dad`s down the dogtrack I hope he has a fight
I`m alright I know what I want tonight
I`m gonna get my end away
I`m gonna get my end away
I`m gonna get my evil way
I don`t know what I`m doing
But I don`t care
I`d better go to the loo
I`m just about to ...bleugh
But I`m like you I need a drink or two
I wanna girl but there`s nothing in here
Just old men and pints of beer
But I`ll be alright if I get what I want tonight
I wanna get my end away
I wanna get my end away
I wanna have my evil way
Oh look at that Harry lovely innit
Innit handsome hey oh what a pair on that
What could you do with that
I could do with that definitely
Oi darling, over here love, come on
Come and have a good time with us
I wanna get my end away
I wanna get my end away
I wanna have my evil way