Two Fools a Minute — текст песни (David Lee Roth)

Seems like everything I like
Will make me sick or poor or fat
Oh you beautiful doll sez qho
Say one for me
And try not to laugh
Who`s got the time?
Whh`ll hold the horses
Now ya see it
Now ya don`t
Now I`ve seen everything
At least everything I want!

Tasty, very sweet
Honney for the life of me
Tell me baby please,
Who`s that unexpected company?
So it`s up the road
Turn right next Thursday
Think that`s where I`m gone
I ain`t drownin` just waving
Ain`t even worth a song

We was makin` something of it
And "X" did mark the spot
But "Y"`s a crooked letter
I forgot...,
Burt not me Chief
I`m just Radar
I don`t talk in front of the kids
I know the difference
See; the meek shall inherit shit.

I`d wait for her parade
While she`s out doin` Yankee doodie
Thought I had it made
But the gravy train was late as usual

And it`s up the road
Turn right next Thursday
Think that`s where I`m gone I ain`t drownin` just wavin`
Ain`t even worh a song
See ya in the funny papers
Guess that`s where I`ll be
They say two fools born a minute
Guess that makes me three.