I Hate Fuckin` Christmas — текст песни (Rugburns)





Dashing through the snow

I hate fuckin` christmas
Seems like it`s one big "have to do"
Seems like everybody that you meet on the street
Has been singin "halle-fuckin`-lujah"
Well, the mistletoe on the ceiling really
Makes me wanna do ya

Christmas it`s so hard to find cocaine
Now it seems I can`t get outta bed
All those dickheads in their white shirts on my T.V.
Singin` "Please don`t drink and drive"
Well, that`s pretty good advice
`Cause ya just might spill your drink

Christmas, it`s the time for stealing presents
Out from underneath your neighbor`s tree
Look`s like little Johnny just won`t get his
Teeneage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Well, I`d better wear a rubber
`Cause that turtle might be fertile

Today I think I`ll screw my brother`s girlfriend
All he ever does is go to work
When he goes downtown to buy the
Dead bird, who`s the fuckin` turkey?
I hate fuckin` christmas



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