Experience — текст песни (David Lee Roth)

I learned half of what I know
From the worst teacher goin`
Experience
That school`s too slow
An` I know folks
Smart ones from the city
Who gone and made a life`s work
And a decade later
they still do it shitty
Experience

That`s experience for ya
Moves kinda slow
You get off the bus
The same guy that got on 20 years ago
And as I feel it
Is it art or imitating?
`Cause if it`s art
Then all my life`s been fingerpainting
Had my best luck, though

With a big easel
I`d rather be an art project, babe
Than just weasel out with wearin` one
And come to suspect the whole experience
Experience, I think I understand
Is it like doin` 90
Her top`s down
An` wind`s in your beer can
That single moment on a bungee jump
You`re down goin` down
You`re comin` up now

I think I felt that before
It was kind of an experience
One shining moment lost in time
The one with the showroom shine
Well, I`m sorry girl
Yes, I`m sorry boy
But I feel that way all the time
Till I finally made it
Life was kinda hit or miss
But after I made it

Life was "Take a hit of this"
And I`d love to talk philosophy
But I`ve gotta take a piss
Man, that philosophy runs right through ya
Take it from me baby
I`ve got experience
All right

Experience, Do I understand
Is it like doin` a hundred
Her top`s down
An` wind`s in your beer can
That single moment, babe, on a bungee jump
You`re down goin` down
You`re comin` up now
Don`t look down
That special moment lost in time
The one with the showroom shine
I`m sorry babe
Yes, I`m sorry babe
But I feel that way all the time