Gold`s Gym Guy — текст песни (Rugburns)

Why you going out with that Gold`s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can`t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold`s Gym guy?

Baby`s got a thing for muscle bound jocks
I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
I`m holed up in the closet and I`m pettin` my fox
She treats me like I got a bad case of small cocks, but

Why you going out with that Gold`s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can`t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold`s Gym guy?

He`s got a big truck, and it`s bigger than my dump
It`s bigger than the bank account of Donald Trump
It`s bigger than the feeling that I`ve got in my rump
He`s got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but

Why you going out with that Gold`s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can`t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold`s Gym guy?

He shaves his legs and so I asked him if he was bi
He grabbed me `round the throat and said, "Prepare to die"
Everybody says that I`m a nicer guy
But he`s like malathion, I`m a simple Med fly, yeah

Why you going out with that Gold`s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can`t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold`s gym guy?