Don`t Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat) — текст песни (Goo Goo Dolls)

Things don`t look to good to me
I feel I`m out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck
This wacko came from alabama and
That`s not where it`s at
And now your jock`s been chasing me round
With a great big baseball bat
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat no

Well I was in the mood for some love in bulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me bout` my head with a baseball bat
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass
Don`t kick my ass with a baseball bat no

When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin` around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that`s been going around
I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass (I`ll kick your ass)
I`ll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch