your last name`s weinstein and your first name`s jay
you`re a food critic and you`re fucking gay
you have more hair on your face than you have on your head
pretty soon you`ll have a.i.d.s. and you`ll be fucking dead
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you are a food critic <i>[x4]
you`re old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new
you`re bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew
you`re gay enough-to go out with liberace
you`re gay enough-you fucking fag
i`m 22,you`re 33 and you go to school with me
jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard