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bill scott`s dumb <i>[x4]
you were brought up in a nudist colony
and you`re also adopted too
you wear those gay pink shorts
and your dog shits all over the floor
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you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls
you,have an awesome job,but you`re,always broke
your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog`s fucking stupid,and
bill scott`s dumb