Friggin in The Riggin — текст песни (Sex Pistols)

It was on the good ship venus

By christ, ya shoulda seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, a mammoth penis



The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty bugger

He wasnt fit to shovel shit

From one place to another



Chorus:

Friggin in the riggin

Friggin in the riggin

Friggin in the riggin

There was fuck all else to do





The captains name was morgan

By christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day hed stop and play

With his fuckin organ



The first mates name was cooper

By christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor



Chorus



The second mate was andy

By christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy



The cabin boy was flipper

He was a fuckin n--ger

He stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper



Chorus



The captains wife was mabel

To fuck she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the barroom table



The captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And by her squeals we knew the eels

Had found er sexual quarters



Repeat chorus to fade