I went to Blockhead Video
To rent a tape of people makin` love
Couldn`t find no love in here
"It`s a family store, see here!"
Settled for "Faces Of Death"
But they`d rented it to some kid
I`m tired of the same old gore
Kick Butt Cable Network gives me more
All day
All night
Broadcast live
Gas
Fry
Injection
Die
Bring the pretzels, bring the kids
Have a party, have a beer
Phil Donahue got his wish
Executions on live TV
Here`s your host, Kozy Kinkwicket!
What`s your name?... You`re 14?
And what are you being put to death for today?
Is your family here?
What was your last meal?
Any last words for the fans?
Longer you cling to life-
More prizes for your friends
Gas
Fry
Yeh
Awright
What`s it gonna be, Old Sparky?
More points for the firing squad
Grand prize, step inside
The Hundred Thousand Dollar Gas Chamber
Answer one question:
How do we teach, `Thou Shalt Not Kill`?
The gas is rising
There goes the bell
Five minutes...
Six minutes...
Ladies and gentlemen,
He`s swallowed his tongue!
Vanna applauds