Im trippin over dumb drunks at a party
Girlfriend just ran off with the dj
I give her everything, but she refused it
It doesnt matter, she dont know how to use it
My confidence is dwindling
Look at the shape Im in
Wheres my pearls, wheres my swine?
Im not thirsty, but Im standing in line.
Ill have the usual
Ill have the usual
Fifty silhouettes bumpin on the dance floor
Pink elephants fallin through a trap door
Sixty cigarettes a day cause Im nervous
When will that bitch serve us?
I used to be a good boy, livin the good life
Fifty thousand kisses later she was a housewife
She was good, I was unkind
Im not thirsty, but Im standin in line
Ill have the usual
Ill have the usual
(on the rocks)
(two ice cubes)
(and a little umbrella)
Big jim says the second comins comin
I think hes just seein double or something
Or something
You can hang around waiting for the also rans
I cant win, but Ive seen enough, man
A fifth of whisky he could knock it away
I drink some more and its judgment day
I had a future, but she just passed out
Im gonna drink until I see what it is I wanna think about
Ill have the usual
Ill have the usual
Ill have the usual
On the rocks
With a twist