(Parody of Carefully Taught from South Pacific)
PITTMAN
You`ll just have to learn, when up you are brought,
There are people like you, and then those who are not,
And if they`re not like you, to treat them like snot,
BLUMBERG
You`ll have to be duly untaught!
PITTMAN
If their skin looks much darker than yours ever will,
Your com - pat - i - bil - i - ty index is nil,
It seems fun to try and get to know them, but still,
BLUMBERG
You`ll have to be duly untaught!
PITTMAN
You`ve just got to learn to ostracize,
Those with epicanthic folds over their eyes,
I mean it -- these aren`t propaganda and lies --
BLUMBERG
You`ll have to be duly untaught!
PITTMAN
With people with noses of different length,
Whose thigh muscles evolved for a different strength,
God meant you to be on a different wavelength,
BLUMBERG
You`ll have to be duly untaught!
PITTMAN
The way it was made, is there`s some sort of hex,
On people with joints made to differently flex,
Whose skulls are a different cephalic index,
BLUMBERG
You`ll have to be duly untaught!
PITTMAN
I distrusted tongues that were other than mine,
Younger on than eleven, or ten, even nine,
And now, to all Them, I`ll deliver the line:
You`ve just got to learn the `right` way.
BLUMBERG
You`ll have to be duly untaught!
Their racist upbringing gets constantly worse,
And they won`t get along in this world so diverse,
But I`ll end, since this song`s getting worse every verse,
You`ll have to be duly untaught!