I bin waiting in the supermarket
standing in line with the beans (cash up)
I bin waiting at the post office
for sticky pictures of the queen (stick up)
now I`m waiting for you
to get yourself good `n ready (make up)
thinking to myself is this what they mean
by going steady? (break up)
I bin waiting in the waiting room
and I`ve bin sitting in the sitting room
and now I`m whining in the dining room
waiting for you`s like waiting for the man in the moon
I was really smouldering
seen the back of forty king size cigarettes (stood up)
this hanging on is murder
But if you`d just come along I`d have no regrets (give up)
and so I`d phone your number
and your mother tells me you`re still in bed (get up)
when you come to the phone your voice is thick and sexy
goes straight to my head (shut up)
and I bin standing in the standing room
and I bin smoking in the smoking room
and now I`m dying in the living room
I`m gonna forget what 1 came for here real soon
Your time`s up and me too
I`m out on account of you
I was really burned out and smouldering
seen the front and back of eighty king size cigarettes (stood up)
this hanging on is killing me
if you`d just creep along I`d have no regrets (give up)
and so I phone your grandmother
she says you`re still in bed (get up)
when you get to the phone your voice is thick and sexy
shoots through the top of my head (shut up)
I bin standing in the standing room
I bin smoking in the smoking room
Now I`m dying in the living room
I`m gonna forget what I came for here real soon
Your time`s up ...