(Kurt Wagner)
the old fat robin
sticks his beak into the ground
with the brain, the size of an eraser
kitty runs by causes
the robin, she does floppin`
soon another one lands there to replace her
hear the tweeting and your sinuses
count the pluses and the minuses
turn frustration into sadness
say goodbye to mister badness
a strong gust of wind
blows upside my balding head
makes my balls shiver
makes a lump in my hoaky bed
except for a squirtle and some gasoline
completely distracted by the american dream
hear the tweeting and your sinuses
count the pluses and the minuses
and though I may be wrong
we`re so glad you came along